Since I'm on winter break and have nothing to do, I'm starting to think maybe I should try to find summer employment.
But I'm a computer science major at Stanford. Shouldn't high tech companies be scouting and fighting over me? I mean, actively seeking summer employment would be an admission of weakness. The companies need me, I don't need them. Yup.
The point is - I'm all about selling out. So if you or anybody you know is looking to hire a smart-ass techie this summer, please point them to my stylish and informative resume. Or don't.
I finally found the portal of evil. It's the Justice League of fucked up humor sites - old man murray, seanbaby, fat chicks in party hats, and the ridiculously large archive of zany video game quotes band together to... i don't know, whatever it is those with weird senses of humor do.
they're daily links section took me to a site that offended even me. i understand erotic anime, hentai, and the like. hell, i even understand disney porn. (and by understand i think we all know i mean have a large archive i've been meticulously keeping since 1994) but i really just don't get the allure of seeing an anime babe getting her nose "violated." i don't care if she is a sailor scout.
I laughed my ass off the first time i visted the fuck everything zine from Spite Magazines's links page (Spite has the dubious distinction of being the only publication with any sort of readership to have published something written by me.) I particularly like fuck everything's rating the women of lillith fair - We Fucked Them All So You Don't Have To. Anyway, memepool linked to them yesterday, and they have some newer content up, like the foto funnies. I love angry punks.
I love cartoons, and think web based cartoons are nifty. I've been reading dotcomix for a while. The old virtual bill stuff is funny, and it was new to me since i never watched the mtv version. And you know when Tom Tomorrow gets his strip, This Modern World, involved in something, it has to be cool. (i mean besides salon.com)
shockwave.com is making a foray into this realm as well. signing the South Park creators to do animated shorts. I still love South Park. I saw The Spirit of Christmas in a 50mb quicktime movie the summer before the show started, and have been a dedicated fan ever since. Like anything that is cool and goes mainstream, the instinct to abandon it and say "yeah, it was cool back in the day but now it sucks" is definitely there. But that's just as bad as liking something because everyone else likes it, right? Who cares if mallternateens are all wearing cartman shirts, south park is still funny. sometimes at least.
Mainly i'm just happy about this because i have a large investment in Macromedia, and hopefully this will allow them to turn shockwave.com into something marketable instead of a haven for web "designers" who have Flash 4 and way too much time on their hands. this should hopefully make more money for me and the rest of the greedy shareholders. what can i say, it's all about the benjamins. (The rock remix, not the original.)
This is being posted using blogger. Like you care. So far it seems to be pretty freaking nifty though. Maybe I'll update more than once a month now, not that anyone other than me will notice.
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