Hey, what's a year long delay between friends? Oh wait, we're not friends, we're customers who were promised an update and didn't get it while they made another game using the technology that was supposed to be in that update. But I digress.
A brief dialogue concerning standards compliant browsers
Okay, now see this? This is a four way road, okay?
And dead in the center, is a crisp,
new, web page built using the latest W3 standards. Now at the
end of each of the streets, are four
browsers, okay? You following? Up
here, we got a standards-compliant, polished, bug-free production-quality release version of Mozilla.
Okay? Now down here, we
have a horrible, buggy based-on-a-1995 codebase Netscape 4 browser. To this
side, we have a multi-platform, not-wedded to the OS Microsoft Internet Exporer Browser with complete standards support. And
over to this side - the Easter Bunny.
Which one’s going to render the page first?
What is this supposed to prove?
I’m serious. This is a serious
exercise. It’s like an S.A.T.
question. Which one’s going to render the page first - the
standards compliant Microsoft browser, the buggy non-compliant Netscape 4 browser, the finished Mozilla release, or the Easter
Bunny?
Netscape 4
Good. Why?
I don’t know.
BECAUSE THESE OTHER THREE ARE FIGMENTS
OF YOUR FUCKING IMAGINATION!
Yeah, I've been watching the Chasing Amy DVD. A lot.
WaSP slams Netscape for endless delays, demands Navigator 4 be taken off the market.
I was with the Web Standards Project on slamming Netscape. I've been doing that for months. Seems like years even. But "demand" Navigator be removed from the market? Whatever. Shut up. Don't be an idiot. It's one thing to say that the excessive delays of Netscape 5, 6, or whatever the marketing drones decied to call it, are harming efforts at web standardization, but demanding Netscape 4 no longer be distributed is just ridiculous. Yeah, no problem I'll just switch over to Internet Exporer. Hmm, quick look at the crystal ball, "will Microsoft ever support FreeBSD?" Not fucking likely.
I could give a rats ass about Mozilla as network application development platform, or whatever the hell the mozilla zealots are calling their gigantic waste of time these days.
I want a browser. For the love of god, all I want is a goddamned standards-compliant browser that runs on FreeBSD and doesn't suck and I don't want the interface to be scriptable and insane I want it to be OS native. Dammit. If somebody took Netscape 3 and threw in the Gecko layout engine I'd use that as my primary browser. And be happy. Very, very happy. I don't think I'm alone in that view.
That's what the Web Standards project should be harping on: the conscious decision on the part of the Mozilla project to focus on the mozilla "platform" instead of just making a fucking browser. I don't want my browser to be able to magically turn into a remote script editor, ok? I don't want a virtual application platform. I want a browser. The Web Standards Project, in so much as it has the right to "demand" anything, should demand the speedy release of a browser that uses ngLayout, and then just let the code-monkeys play around with the rest of the mozilla crap for another couple of years to get the kinks out.
Galeon looks to be doing something like this, but I've been having issues getting it to run on BSD. Looks promising though.
Tales of Woz's Genius
I love woz.
Webzine 3000
(Sorry, I still don't feel like providing commentary for the links.)
Remember when I used to link to stuff that didn't involve me? Yeah, that was wild, back in the day. Crazy.
This piece demonstrates the first rule in the Adam Mathes comedy school: when in doubt, just throw in pictures of yourself in a Powerpuff Girls baby-tee. That'll make anything funny.
I wrote a much longer article on this topic a few years ago for a now defunct online gaming site, the topic being not music but old arcade games, but alas, the site is gone and I can't seem to find a copy of my legal defense of retrogaming article anywhere.