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Maybe A Little

“I just think that maybe she’s your type.”

“What the hell is that supposed to mean?”

“What do you think it means?”

“Just, no way, she’s a lesbian.”

“She’s not a lesbian, I swear.”

“Then why is she living there? Is she unclear on the concept?”

“Ok, maybe she’s a little bi.”

“Ah hah!”

“But I thought you’d be into that.”

“Well, in theory, kind of. But I mean, it’s bad enough if I have to deal with competition from guys, but how am I supposed to compete with women? It’s just not possible. It’s a recipe for disaster.”

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