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Coming Through

“See, I come through every once in a while.”

“Craig, you never come through.”

“What about that time I called Erin a bitch in English class?”

“Actually, you called her a whore. Twice.”

“Oh yeah.”

“I believe it was, ‘shut up, Erin, nobody cares what you have to say, you stupid whore.’”

“Yeah.”

“And then you called her a dumb whore two minutes later. That was the best part.”

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