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I was trying to come up with a funny disclaimer to add to the front of my texty texts.

Part of it was going to say something like, "and don't worry, the pen adds 10 pounds."

You know, like the camera adds ten pounds.

But then I realized that there is no pen involved. At all.

"The computer adds ten pounds." Doesn't sound right.

"Don't worry, the keyboard adds ten pounds." Wrong again.

Monitor?

Then I gave up.

— September 25, 2001

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