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Toppings
Sometimes I forget not to pay attention to things when I leave the house.
I went to see a movie yesterday.
At the theatre, as I was idly standing by as my companions were buying refreshments, I saw a number of "gourmet" popcorn seasonings.
What disturbed me most about them was not that one of them was called "Chocolate Marshmallow Popcorn Topping," but that it was half-empty.