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I have this weird thing where if I run or do any sort of physical activity, I can't really hear. My ears just block up; it's really strange. My genetic ancestors must not have lived very long, since whenever they went out hunting, lions or whatever could just sneak up behind them and devour them whole.

Eventually they probably learned that they were better off just sitting around, reading and writing, maybe watching cartoons and playing video games. That's my excuse, anyway - it's a survival tactic.

[Day 2 of Josh guest host week]

— November 26, 2002

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