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I can't believe Mark didn't ask him his name.

Mark: “You have the most awesome mullet ever. How long have you been growing it out, man?”

Really shy guy with an over-blowdried mullet haircut that we saw downtown near the Taco Bell: “Oh, uh, thanks, uh, about a year or so?”

Mark: “Dude. It is so rad, it’s like, really perfect.”

Guy: “Oh, uh…”

Mark: “C… could I touch it?”

Guy: “Oh… no. Thanks.”

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[Day 5 of Natalie guest host week]

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