trenchant.org - daily

Mark: "You have the most awesome mullet ever. How long have you been growing it out, man?"

Really shy guy with an over-blowdried mullet haircut that we saw downtown near the Taco Bell: "Oh, uh, thanks, uh, about a year or so?"

Mark: "Dude. It is so rad, it's like, really perfect."

Guy: "Oh, uh..."

Mark: "C... could I touch it?"

Guy: "Oh... no. Thanks."

[Day 5 of Natalie guest host week]

— March 23, 2002

« older  ·  newer »