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I'm A Consumer Whore

How much would you pay for a piece of original Andy Pressman artwork?

$100,000?

Half a million dollars?

Thirty million dollars?

Eleventy billion dollars?!?!!?!??

Well, hold on there, because right now you can purchase a piece of original Andy Pressman artwork for, wait for it, wait…

Wait for it…

Let the tension build…

Don’t rush…

Serioulsy, wait for it… it’ll be better this way…

ONLY $45USD

That’s right. You. Internet schlomo, owning an original piece of Pressman Fine ArtWork, and it’ll only cost you forty-five bucks.

So click on over!!!!!!!

It’s an offer you can’t refuse from Andy Pressman.

Tell him CRAZY CONSUMER WHORE MATHES SENT YA!

(Seriously though, Andy does good stuff, and if you want to support him and independent web content and thumb your nose at the Webby’s, this is a great way to do that. I don’t really know how this will harm the Webby’s, but it will.)

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