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Yes, I went to the 12:01am showing of Episode 2: Attack of the Clones, even though George Lucas has shit all over my childhood with Episode 1.

Because I am a dork. Also, Charlie Brown. I mean, you can't stop trying to kick the football just because Lucy always pulls it away from you. No way.

Quick review:

Yoda + Lightsaber = bullshit. (1)

The movie is not horrible.

Natalie Portman is hot.

1. Actually, it's a pretty fun fight scene, but it's still bullshit. Furthermore, it echoes a fight scene in the PC game Jedi Knight, which I felt was also complete bullshit, but was also fun.

— May 16, 2002

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