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"How do I get rid of a virus on my computer?"

"Are you kidding? Is this is a joke?"

"No, no, it's not a joke. I'm serious."

"Umm, use an anti-virus program. Why do you think your computer has a virus, anyway?"

"Well, I've been looking at a lot of porn lately."

"You can't get a virus from looking at porn, only from running executable code."

"Oh, so it really is safe sex?"

And then we laughed.