Hey Adam, this is Dakota. You know, the best roommate ever.
Umm, I’m in New Orleans. I’m staying in a hotel that has complimentary goldfish. That’s goldfish that they bring to your room if you say hey, I could use a goldfish.
And not the crackers, like, the fish.
I’m not stoned.
I’m just sort of in awe.
I took a bath in a really cool hottub, bathtub thing.
And then i got a complimentary glass of wine or two.
And a complimentary massage.
And then I walked and bought a disposable camera.
And I’m in New Orleans on a rock tour, apparently.
I’m going to be a superstar.
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