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Old Email, Revisited
From: Dakota Smith [dakota@roboninja.com]
To: adam@uber.nu
Sent: Sun 8/6/2000 2:15 PM
Subject: speakers
You and I have the same computer speakers.
Be my friend.
-Dakota
[Postscript - I never responded to this, nor to the previous three emails. But I did respond to the fifth email he sent me, to tell him I was leaving Texas and couldn't hang out with him.
Flash forward to years later: I move to Texas, move in with Dakota, don't bring computer speakers, and hook up my sound card to his speakers, so we really do have the same computer speakers.
And now I'm leaving Texas. Again.]