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NOOKBOT OWNS YOU

Klara is a good person to date for many reasons, but two you may not have expected:

  1. Will talk to someone in an airport decked out in Adult Swim merchandise, which is good because it might be MC Chris (and she got me an authograph from him!)

  2. Reads the GameFAQs Animal Crossing Message Boards, which means I get to see great things like Animal Crossing IRC.

My favorite:

Logged in: Nookbot Bob Mitzi Kiki

Logging on…

Screen name: Peewee

Peewee has signed in.

Bob: Yeah, that “.Hack” game looks neat, too bad I don’t have a PS2…

Mitzi: Hey, Peewee!

Peewee: Yo. Whats Bob talkin bout?

Mitzi: He saw an advertisement for some video games.

Peewee: Kay…

Bob: Oh! Hello Peewee. When did you get here?

Peewee: I’ve been here.

Mitzi: Peewe I have your gameboy, come over here and get it when you have the chance.

Peewee: How did you get it? I lent it to Weber!

Mitzi: Claude lent it to me.

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Kiki: Ack! Its spamming advertisements again!

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