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To Do 2005

New Year’s resolutions are stupid. These aren’t resolutions so much as, if I don’t do these things, something is wrong.

  1. Finish grad school.
  2. Get a job.
  3. Change sedentary computer/television/video-game/deep-fat-frying/bacon-filled lifestyle to something that involves some amount of physical activity.

Regarding #1 - I think I’ll be ok.

#2 – well, yeah. I’ll get right on that. Which reminds me, have you considered hiring me? I’ve done some interesting things. And I’m smart. (Sometimes.)

As for number three, I’m taking my parents’ old exercise bike back to Urbana with me, which should allow me to modify my hours spent sitting watching Tivo to hours spent sitting watching Tivo and burning calories. I know it’s weird for me to even be talking about such a thing, but seriously, my ass is huge.

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