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Morgan Freeman Won't Narrate My Life

Sometimes I feel like my life is kind of hard sometimes.

But I saw March of the Penguins, and no matter how difficult anything I face is, at least I don’t have to waddle 70 miles in Antarctica. Or stand outside in sub-zero cold for months on end without food while keeping an egg warm on my feet.

That’s hard.

Also, that movie is really good.

Unless you hate penguins, in which case you may not enjoy the movie. But if you really hate penguins, it also probably indicates you have no soul, and can not enjoy any movie.

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