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Cut It Off

I can’t believe I’ve been in California for three months and still haven’t gotten a haircut.

It seems like it would really help if I had assistants to handle this for me.

Which is a completely ridiculous idea. Maybe all those times Klara watched Queer Eye for the Straight Guy and I tried not to pay attention and surf the web the show was actually slowly seeping into my brain.

But, seriously, I probably need help picking out new office furniture and shelves. And I probably need some new pants, and I’m clearly not qualified to do that myself.

Maybe I need… what do you call it, friends?

Or maybe actually talk to the friends I do have here.

This sort of reminds me the Gay, Jock, or Yuping days are long past.

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