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"It'd be really funny if someone stole all the bicycle seats while everyone was in class."

"I have a lot of time on my hands. I could do something like that. I'd want to set up a video camera though, to record it all."

"If you have that much time, you should go and tree-sit."

"But I don't care about trees, or the environment, or anything like that. I just care about comedy."

"And, are you doing comedy?"