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Opera Addicts

“I’m addicted to Battlestar Galactica now. I don’t know what it is about space opera.”

“I don’t think it’s space. It’s just the opera. You could be watching soaps and get addicted.”

“No way, I could never deal with that ex-wives and divorces and secret double marriages hearts and flowers shit. There needs to be war, conflict, and fighting for survival.”

“You used to watch Sailor Moon.”

“Yeah?”

“Like all the time.

“So?”

“Hearts and flowers?”

“It’s completely different.”

“How is it any different?”

“She is fighting for love and justice, asshole! It doesn’t just fucking happen!”

“Yeah, that was pretty intense when she threw her hairband thing.”

“DO NOT MOCK MOON TIARA MAGIC.”

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