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Simple Arithmetic

“You can’t hide in your house forever.”

“Yes I can.”

“No you can’t.”

“Why not?”

“What are you going to do to? You’ll run out of crap to do.”

“Not for a while. I just got the new Justice League Unlimited and Batman Beyond DVDs, those are about 10 hours each. Elder Scrolls IV probably has another 50-100 hours of gameplay in it, Okami maybe 25 hours. I have 37 movies in my NetFlix queue, if we average those to 90 minutes, that’s what, 55 hours. If we add all that up and account for the fact that Guitar Hero 2 comes out November 7, that’s something like… um…”

“Somewhere in the order of magnitude of YOU HAVE A PROBLEM.”

“Yeah, doing math in my head.”

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