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The Colonel
"I'll have ten hot wings and an order of potato wedges."
"Large or small?"
"Small."
"Hot sauce with the hot wings?"
"Yes please."
"That'll be $7.77."
"Ok."
"Your name?"
"Adam."
And then I looked around... there was nobody else in the store. No other customers. And the woman taking my order was the one who was going to be giving it to me.
I immediately thought, "that was a needless data transfer."
What possible use could she have with my first name?
It's clear they know too much now.
(I should've said Darryl.)
— February 16, 2006
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