Rollin on Dubs

Playing Midnight Club 3 is fun but has some serious downsides.

It’s a bit too twitchy and is probably raising my blood pressure, especially when playing with the motorcycles. Unfortunately, I do much better using the motorcycles.
I’m thinking about buying a new car and the game leads me to think things like “wow, they make a Lotus for only $40,000?! LET’S GO SHOPPING.”
Drinking and driving Midnight Club 3 is far more fun than playing sober. Also, unfortunately, I seem to do much better after a few drinks.
It makes me feel really uncomfortable when people in video games refer to me as “holmes.”