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Bachelor

Woke up at 2:30 pm on Sunday, and after looking in the refrigerator decided it was time to to go the grocery store.

I sat down at the kitchen table with a pen and a pad of paper to make a grocery list.

  1. bacon
  2. beer

And then I paused.

Was that all I needed? Seemed off somehow. Do I even drink beer?

No, that seems like everything, I decided, and went to the store and bought 3 pound of bacon and a six pack of Samuel Adams Summer Ale.

I ended up buying fresh mozzerella and a loaf of french bread too, but I still think this indicates reaching some sort of plateua of bachelordom.

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