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“Why are you always the chick?”

“What do you mean?”

“Why do you always choose the chick in video games?”

“In this case, it’s because Judy Nails is hot.”

“But is it because you want to be her or have sex with her?”

“Can’t it just be because she’s more pleasant to watch rocking out on guitar than the steroid-using heavy metal character?”

“No.”

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