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I've been "clicking" with more people lately.

While this could be due to increased interpersonal skills or mood, I consider some alternative reasons more plausible:

• Bozo-detector precision improved over 20x, causing less time spent with bozos, more time spent with non-bozos
• 23% decrease in "adamscent" (unproven)
• Increased ice cream consumption leading to more time spent in brain-freeze status, harder to be angry
• Lower standards

— September 27, 2006

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