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Drunken Guitar Hero is different from normal Guitar Hero in that

1. I'm way better at it (not actually true)
2. I'm more likely to sing (this is why I live alone)
3. Guitar destruction chances increase by many orders of magnitude

So the whammie bar on my Guitar Hero guitar is now no more.

This is funny, sort of, but mostly sad.

— September 7, 2006

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