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After hitting the orange hatchback I got out of my car and was confused.

"I'm an excellent driver, I'm shocked I couldn't stop in time."

People started speaking in what seemed to be Finnish.

"And how can I be in a car accident? I haven't even gotten out of bed yet!"

I woke up wishing my unconscious used its limited time more effectively.

— April 23, 2007

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