After hitting the orange hatchback I got out of my car and was confused.
“I’m an excellent driver, I’m shocked I couldn’t stop in time.”
People started speaking in what seemed to be Finnish.
“And how can I be in a car accident? I haven’t even gotten out of bed yet!”
I woke up wishing my unconscious used its limited time more effectively.
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