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“Isn’t it about time you got yourself an internet wife?”

“What, you mean, like a mail-order internet bride kind of thing? Doesn’t seem like that’s for me.”

“No, no, I mean, haven’t you been dicking around on the internet for more than 10 years? Haven’t you made any connections with people?”

“Yeah, well, did you ever see Homepage? It’s not always easy, or hard, or something. There’s not an unlimited supply of Bobos for someone, I’m probably past my quota or missed it or something. And it’s not even like that anymore, that was the 90’s and now everything is just soul-less social networking and RSS feeds and friends only LiveJournal entries and…”

“Wait, stop. Doesn’t everybody get laid in that movie?”

“No.”

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