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Vote Your Conscience

“I’m undecided.”

“How could you possibly be undecided? Obama has shown an ability to inspire and motivate that is unmatched since Kennedy. His policies would likely usher in a new wave of middle class prosperity, revitalize the US economy and keep it from sliding into total collapse, limit our dependence on fossil fuels through stimulus of new clean energy technology and vehicles, provide universal health care, generally raise the standard of living for Americans, while at the same time he would end the Iraq war and rebuild the US’s international relations and standing in the world.”

“That’s all true, but if John McCain wins and Sarah Palin becomes Vice President, I would be able to masturbate to C-Span regularly.”

“I can see your dilemma.”

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