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My Stereo Knows How To Warm A Room

The existential longing can increase, but I’m concerned it’s the Xbox 360’s second repair trip that may be doing the accentuating.

I’m dependent on devices, but I always thought I chose better electronic company.

If I build a new PC from scratch, it will feel socially obligated to accept my friend request, right?

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”…so you should stop worrying and just fucking buy it.”

“I don’t get it, didn’t that not work out for you. You lose?”

“No, no, you’re missing the point. The point of the story is, you have to buy the giant television anyway. Because the 55 inch television is still there after she leaves, and it’s awesome.”

“Your win conditions are odd.”

“The win condition is one day another girl will say it’s pretty.”

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