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I Bought These New Jeans And Ran Away

Inappropriate Comedy Tree: HEY!

Gerald: What’s your business?

Inappropriate Comedy Tree: WELL, I USED TO WORK FOR COIFFIO, WHO’S THE EVIL CONTROLLER OF CATS! BUT HE WAS MEAN TO ME AND CRANKY AND HE DIDN’T LIKE MY JOKES AND HE CALLED ME NAMES AND HE USED BAD WORDS AND THEY REALLY HURT MY FEELINGS AND I COULDN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

Inappropriate Comedy Tree: SO I SAVED UP ALL MY MONEY AND I BOUGHT THESE NEW JEANS AND I RAN AWAY!

Perfect Hair Forever, Episode 3 - Cat Snatch Fever [video]

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