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Great piece by Kevin Fanning in the latest Maura Magazine on Mountain Dew breakfast soda:

You get that immediate blast of fruit punch flavor, but it’s overlaid with the electricity and snap that comes from tonguing a pair of nylons, in addition to a healthy dose of shameful negativity because what are you doing there on the floor with the Kool-Aid Man’s nylons stuffed into your mouth? How did you even get to this place in your life?

Kevin Fanning, Kickstart My Heart, Maura Magazine Issue 13

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