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My life in extra-long chewy essay flavor
April 22, 2002
Ronnie
August 19, 2001
Picking Fights
March 28, 2001
Spring Break 2001
January 9, 2001
Mistakes Were Made
December 31, 2000
Organizine!
November 13, 2000
Late Night Buffalo Wings
October 14, 2000
Shopping with Ian
September 20, 2000
The Summer Clip Show
September 5, 2000
Summer 2000 FAQ
August 7, 2000
The Roach
July 30, 2000
She may possibly have been cute, but I'm not sure
July 11, 2000
Hot Chix Pool Party
July 8, 2000
Hot Robot on Robot Action
June 18, 2000
Austin
May 28, 2000
Closure
May 16, 2000
Deeeeeeeeep
April 29, 2000
Plucky
April 22, 2000
Death Run and Adam II
April 14, 2000
20 April 14ths
April 11, 2000
Spilled Cola
April 7, 2000
The Job Search Strikes Back
April 6, 2000
Narnia Staff Application
April 5, 2000
Legs
April 4, 2000
Feeling Worthless
April 4, 2000
Summer Stats
October 14, 1999
Funniest things ever
October 13, 1999
Salvation through consumerism
July 19, 1999
Talking to Myself
July 15, 1999
Summer FAQ
June 11, 1999
The End of Freshman Year
June 11, 1999
That Elusive Light at the End of the Tunnel
May 9, 1999
Facing the Tough Questions
March 28, 1999
Spring Break 1999
March 28, 1999
On Dogs
March 28, 1999
Who's scruffy looking?
January 12, 1999
On Fiery Red Haired Vixens
January 10, 1999
Fuck CS106x
January 10, 1999
It's official: The world makes no sense
January 10, 1999
Why I don't have a new computer yet
January 10, 1999
2 more quarters of philosophy
October 4, 1998
Why I hate college kids
July 19, 1998
On Quake and Unreal
July 15, 1998
On becoming a REAL employee
July 9, 1998
REMOVED DUE TO OFFENSIVE CONTENT
July 9, 1998
On getting a scanner
July 7, 1998
On my first week
June 25, 1998
On my first internship
June 23, 1998
On my nearly imminent employment
June 16, 1998
The last on Spite Magazine
June 9, 1998
On my berating of West Word
June 8, 1998
More on Spite Magazine
June 7, 1998
On Spite Magazine
June 7, 1998
On the end of high school
June 7, 1998
On the senior edition of West Word