Why I hate college kids

I'm attending Stanford.

Stanford is an elite, academically rigorous school. One would think it would have an academic, intellectual atmosphere, and that this sense of academia would permeate the campus.

Is this the case?

In a word: HELLZ NO.

So that was two words. Shut the hell up.

No, the students at Stanford are like the college students anywhere else: annoying. Sure, high school kids are annoying too, but at least you don't have to LIVE with them. College kids live like ants, in big annoying colonies that should be stamped out with the heel of one's boot. And I'm living in one of these anthills.

Well, my hatred of college kids is probably misguided and ridiculous, granted, but I'm going to bitch about it anyway. Let us examine a typical college freshman. Without his parents around, he is now free. Free to live the way he wants to live, to eat at odd hours, sleep at odd hours. Also free to drink excessively, make rude comments, and generally be an idiot. On a Friday night, this hypothetical freshman has one thought:

"Hey man, it's Friday. I want to go out get REALLY FUCKING WASTED!!" After consuming an excessive amount of alcohol, this freshman will become even more obnoxious than normal, since the few remaining inhibitions he has are now depleted. It is in this drunken state that the college student's mating rituals begin. This primarily consists of bad pick-up lines.

But what is my point here? I don't actually have one. This is a rant, I don't need a fucking point or a nice little sensical conclusion. This is my poorly conceived rant section of my ugly web page so there.