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(In case you thought Facebook was not planning on being insulting to its audience.) Between pointless updates about my friends' musical tastes, I can apply for a credit card and (maybe) GET A LIMITED EDITION T-SHIRT. It is LIMITED so if I get it chicks will think I am COOL when I wear it. AND THEN I CAN BUY STUFF ON CREDIT!!!